Cake Shop · Settle town centre
The Wonky Cake Cafe Menu & Prices
Planning what to order at The Wonky Cake Cafe? This menu gathers the bakes you are most likely to find at a cake shop like this, with indicative prices for 2026.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by The Wonky Cake Cafe. Always ask staff about allergens.
Cake by the Slice
- Coffee and walnut sliceVN £4.25 Coffee sponge with espresso buttercream and candied walnut halves.
- Biscoff cake sliceV £5.30 Caramelised biscuit sponge, Biscoff buttercream and a crunchy biscuit crumb.
- Chocolate fudge cake slicePopularV £4.85 Three tiers of moist chocolate sponge with thick chocolate fudge frosting.
- Victoria sponge slicePopularV £3.65 Light vanilla sponge sandwiched with strawberry jam and vanilla buttercream.
- Lemon drizzle cake sliceV £4.15 Zesty sponge soaked in lemon syrup with lemon curd and buttercream.
Whole Celebration Cakes
- Red velvet cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £52.00 Layered red velvet sponge with cream cheese frosting and piped rosettes.
- Number cake (two digits)V £84.00 Shortbread or sponge number layers piped with cream and decorated with fruit and flowers.
- Drip cake 8" with personalised messageV £59.00 Buttercream cake with a chocolate drip, sweets and your message on a plaque.
- Chocolate fudge cake 8" (serves 14–16)PopularV £39.50 Rich triple-layer chocolate cake with ganache drip and chocolate shards.
- Carrot cake 6" (serves 8–10)VN £33.00 Spiced carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and sugar-paste carrots.
- Lemon and raspberry cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £45.50 Lemon sponge with raspberry jam and lemon buttercream, topped with fresh berries.
- Victoria sponge 6" (serves 8–10)PopularV £26.00 Classic jam and buttercream sponge, finished with a dusting of caster sugar.
Custom & Occasion Cakes
- Christening cake 8"V £81.00 Soft pastel sponge cake with fondant decoration and personalised name.
- Gender reveal cake 8"V £45.50 Neutral outside with a pink or blue surprise sponge and sprinkles inside.
- Corporate logo cake 10"V £72.00 Large tray-style sponge with your logo printed or piped for office events.
- Bento lunchbox cake 4"V £20.00 Mini two-layer cake with a short message, boxed in a cute clamshell.
- Bespoke birthday cake (from)PopularV £86.00 Designed to your theme with sugar-paste figures, toppers and hand piping.
- Wedding cake consultation and tastingPopularV £24.00 Sample flavours and plan your tiers, finish and flowers with our decorator.
Cupcakes & Mini Treats
- Box of 12 mini cupcakesV £15.50 Bite-sized cupcakes in assorted flavours with colourful toppings.
- Box of 6 assorted cupcakesV £18.00 Mix of our daily flavours, boxed and ready to share or gift.
- Vanilla cupcakePopularV £2.65 Light vanilla sponge topped with a tall swirl of vanilla buttercream.
- Chocolate cupcakePopularV £3.05 Moist cocoa sponge with chocolate buttercream and sprinkles.
- Cake pops (box of 6)V £17.50 Cake crumb and frosting dipped in candy melts on a stick, decorated to theme.
- Cupcake bouquet (12)V £48.00 Twelve cupcakes piped as flowers and arranged in a gift bouquet.
Cheesecakes, Brownies & Bakes
- Lotus Biscoff cheesecake slicePopularV £5.95 No-bake cheesecake swirled with Biscoff spread on a crushed biscuit base.
- Whole cheesecake 8" (serves 12)V £34.50 Choose from vanilla, Biscoff, raspberry ripple or salted caramel.
- Brownie box (6)V £20.50 Six thick brownies in mixed flavours such as Kinder, Biscoff and Oreo.
- BlondieV £3.55 White chocolate blondie with a chewy caramelised edge and soft middle.
- Oreo cheesecake sliceV £5.25 Cookies-and-cream cheesecake topped with whipped cream and Oreo pieces.
Breakfast
- Full English breakfastPopular £10.50 Bacon, sausage, egg, beans, mushrooms, tomato and toast from our own bakery.
- Smashed avocado on sourdoughV £9.10 Crushed avocado, chilli flakes and lime on toasted sourdough with a poached egg.
- Bacon bap £4.60 Smoked back bacon in a floury bap with brown or tomato sauce.
- Eggs BenedictPopular £9.85 Poached eggs and ham on a toasted muffin with hollandaise sauce.
- Granola potVN £4.15 Greek yoghurt layered with house granola and seasonal fruit compote.
Ordering tips for The Wonky Cake Cafe
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Whole and celebration cakes usually need ordering in advance – allow a few days for standard designs and longer for custom work.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
Make a morning of it
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Hours not listedHygiene 5/53.1 mi
